I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize