My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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