Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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