There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Randomize