So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Randomize