Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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