He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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