did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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