I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
and she was petting her beer can
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Randomize
