if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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