Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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