i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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