rhymes with "ouble enetration"
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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