I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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