He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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