does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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