yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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