I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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