I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Randomize
