wakey wakey hands off snakey
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
