Tell her she can't have a vagina
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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