I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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