i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I just blew my weed a kiss
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I need a beard to bite.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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