You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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