never play flip cup with pint glasses
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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