try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
my sisters under your porch take her home
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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