Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I am one with the molecules
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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