Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
we're so committed to being not committed
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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