I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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