whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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