felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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