you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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