please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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