It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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