You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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