I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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