So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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