She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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