I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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