Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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