At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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