I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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