yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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