i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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