Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
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