I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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