I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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