I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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