I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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