I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Randomize
