What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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