so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
