They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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