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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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